When you puzzle over why the elegant Huma Abedin is propping up the eel-like Anthony Weiner, you must remember one thing: Huma was raised in Saudi Arabia, where women are treated worse by men than anywhere else on the planet. - Maureen Dowd, Time to Hard-Delete Carlos Danger
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Wiener dog, colloquial term for dachshund; wiener, a colloquial term for the human penis.'
In such a case, the contestant could just have easily been asked, "What is your spin on your tarte flambée. But nowadays we don't say "spin" any more, we say "narrative".
"Narrative" appears to have become popular about the same time as "talking points". "Talking points" should not to be confused with "talking marks" which Americans used to describe quotation marks. "Talking points" are short statements designed to support one side taken on an issue. You can use talking points in a narrative.
Politicians are given "talking points" by their minders when they have to explain a narrative to the press.
What follows is my narrative on several narratives that have been much in the New York news of late. Each narrative has many talking points.
To put it plain English - I am about to tell you a story.
The man
I don't know how far the news of Mr Weiner's genitals has spread, but it is worth a mention, even if some of it is old news - because I truly think it is one of the few stories that can aptly be labelled, "Only in New York".
Anthony Weiner, a New York Congress member, became political history in June 2011, after he tweeted a photo his genitals on Twitter. What an idiot. Apparently he thought he was sending the genital photo to one of his online sexters.
He apologized and I cannot remember if he booked himself into a sex education or a computer literacy class. Or both. He was all but forgotten.
The Comeback
Fast forward a few months and Anthony Weiner was back in the public eye. A reformed man. No more tweets. No more confusing the little envelope icon with the blue birdie. On April 10, 2013, Weiner said he would like to "ask people to give me a second chance.
It must have been the weather, for around the same time another pollie (OZ for politician) returned to contest another election.
Eliot Spitzer the former New York Governor who resigned five years ago following a prostitution scandal, returned to New York politics when he announced his candidacy for the position of New York City comptroller.
I wonder what happened to the one who told fibs about being uncontactable because in the Appalachian mountains on a camping trip, when he was really somewhere in South America wooing a women on the banks of the Amazon.
He Just Couldn't Stop
But back to Weiner. New Yorkers are forgiving people and Weiner was doing well in the opinion polls. After all, what has sex to do with political prowess, and in any case he had supposedly overcome his predilection of showing women his genitals on the internet.
And then it came out - he hadn't stopped. Well he HAD stopped but not when he said he stopped. He had relapsed, but he was REALLY stopped now. New Yorkers took it on the chin. We were reminded of the salad days of the Clinton administration, when the worst thing a President could do was to not have sex with that woman. The past is the past. And nostalgia never out of fashion.
But He Hadn't
Weiner was still at it, disguising himself with names like - "Carlos Danger" - sexting - tweeting, you name it.
The tabloid press was having a field day. "Weiner Exposed", "Weiner: I'll Stick It Out", "Hide The Weiner", "He's Got Some Balls", "Weiner's Long Hard Road Back", "Weiner Rises", "Weiner Exposed", "Weiner's Rise And Fall", Weiner Pulls Out", "Beat It!", "Erections have consequences".
But I only did it with three women, Weiner explained. And the next day - well it was more than three - he couldn't remember how many. With his wife supporting him, even going so far to blame herself for her husband's sexploits (she was too engrossed in her baby to pay him the sexual attentions he craved) Weiner stood firm.
End Of Story
Weiner's poll figures slumped. He slipped from front-runner to fourth. Or was it more than fourth. It was certainly more than third.
His loyal voters deserted him. His non-loyal ones went back to being non-loyal.
Mr Carlos Danger had done the unforgivable.
He had become BORING.
2 comments:
Yeah, even for non-NewYorkers, he is b-o-r-i-n-g
What a jerk.
If being raised in Saudi is Huma's excuse what was HIllary's excuse. There are many women who 'put up' with stuff some of us wouldn't - its just Huma's decision. Still, I'm glad he's gone. Did he really think he could get away with being that much of a jerk and still have a political career????
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