Glamour
It has been a while since I had that very bad hair day, and wrote about the Nurse Ratchet creature who managed to make me look like an inmate from an nineteenth century institution (In the Company of Witches).Since then, I've found GLAMOUR. And no, I don't mean that I've become glamorous - I'm not that sort of gal! But I HAVE found someone who can cut hair. Her 'salon name' is Glamour and she works at Hair Farfalla, 1577 3rd Avenue, New York.
You can get an excellent cut and blow dry from Glamour and I recommend her to anyone looking for a decent hair cut in Manhattan. The cost? A very reasonable $25! And that was the size of the tip that I'd been obliged to give at Frederic Fekkai's.
Glamour is great. She doesn't chat about the weather or ask where you are from. She's amiable and polite, and after discussing your needs and giving her opinion, she sets to work and reforms even as bad a mess as I had after the Nurse Rachet episode.
Which just goes to show that good things CAN happen in New York City.
Buses and Humans
But a new haircut does not a life make. The stress of New York living goes on. And perhaps the most stressful times of the New York day, are the trips to and from work Monday through Friday.But at least these seat-hoggers are innocent. The real culprits are the gum-chewing, body-pierced teenagers, who sit whilst the workers stand, oblivious of the age or mobility of those standing.
I'm right off the subways here, and so travel, whenever possible, by bus. I get two buses to work, and two back home. Four trips every work day. On the way to work, my bus number-one travels down Second Avenue to the Queensboro Bridge. Yes, that IS how it is spelt... This morning bus is dominated by preschoolers and teenagers. Not the best start to the day, especially when they take up all the seats.
The little ones know no better, and watched adoringly by their parent, put dirty sneakers on the seats, and either scream or eat their way through their daily commute to child-care. As you strap-hang in front of these seated rulers-of-the-future you begin to realize that you will be lucky not to be alive in the mid twenty first century.
But at least these seat-hoggers are innocent. The real culprits are the gum-chewing, body-pierced teenagers, who sit whilst the workers stand, oblivious of the age or mobility of those standing. Last week, a woman on crutches eventually asked one of these creatures to give up her seat. She was greeted with a sulky glare. Eventually this apology for a human being stood up sluggishly , put her backpack on the seat and proceeded to rearrange her schoolwork - the rap magazines, the candies, the bottles of designer water and her music collection. She then moved on with a heavy sigh as the crutch lady sagged exhausted into the vacated seat.
If the United Nations is in recess, it generally only takes me half an hour to get to the bridge, where I change buses to for the final leg to work. If Bush or Chirac is in town, Fergetaboutit!
Well, 'changing buses' is a nice way of putting it. What REALLY happens is that I cross Second Avenue to the bus stop and wait. And wait and wait.
There's a special man there, employed by the bus company,
whose sole job appears to be to inform the multitudes waiting, that the bus will be late again.
When he's not telling us about the late bus, he sits in his RV reading the New York Post. There's always a reason that the bus is late. Usually it is that it has broken down. But sometimes there's a another reason. On Friday it was that the driver had been drug-tested - and failed.
But eventually the bus arrives. The passengers disembark. And then... well THEN the driver gets out and locks the door.
We all wait patiently. Even the local obsessive compulsive who walks to the end of the block and back again incessantly; his head turned at a precise 45 degrees to the top of the Humane Society for Animals across the road (his whole body spins around but his eyes never leave their focus when he turns to walk back), continues his ritual.
The driver has his cigarette. Great, one task over. Two to go and we can get on the bus for our trip to work. He then buts it out, makes a few buddy jokes with the man-whose-job-it-is-to-tell-you-that-the-bus-is-late, and ambles off across to the diner across the road. I assume he has a coffee there, as he certainly doesn't go to the bathroom. That is task three. Watching him return from the diner we see him go through a door between the local Scores - a gentlemen's club, and the Day Care Center for Pets. Presumably for a trip to the bathroom, but who knows.
I was fed up one day last week. Forty minutes and then the THREE TASKS! So I asked the man-whose-job-it-is-to-tell-you-that-the-bus-is-late why was the driver taking so long. I was sorry I asked.
"He's human" was his answer. "We are all human".
"You could have fooled me", I replied, as I saw the driver, followed by the obsessive compulsive, walking toward the bus.
Another day. Another dollar. Same old same old.
