The Dog With One Leg

I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)

From "I am woman", Ray Burton and Helen Reddy 1972

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth

Matthew 5.5 King James Bible

What do we want?
THE EARTH!
When do we want it?
NOW!

The "Meek" (according to Eddie Izzard), on hearing that God has decided to change his Last Will and Testament.

Our Models Can Beat Their Models - Levi Ad, NY Subway

"Who would win the race? A rooster with a sore beak or a cat with a broken leg?"

This was the sort of question my son would ask when he was about four years old. "Oh," I might say, "the cat."

But he was not to be deterred. "Who would win, a cat with a broken leg, or a grasshopper with one eye?" And so it went. On and on.

I used to think that these sort of questions were unique to my son (we proud mothers are so biased). Then, on a message board somewhere a year or so ago, a woman posted about her own son who said the same sort of thing. He upped MY son with a, "Who would win,
a dog with one leg or a cat with no face?"

It must be a boy-thing ...

Strong - weak, winning -losing, aggressive-compliant. We are taught from an early age to win, to be strong, to do well.

But does this work out? Lately I've been wondering.

Of course it SEEMS to work in politics and business. But does it work in social relationships? Are the "strong" valued, appreciated, nurtured? I think not.

Australians love the underdog and are wary of people who they perceive as successful. I used to hear this said when I lived in Australia, and thought it a false sort of stereotype. But since leaving OZ, I've come see the truth of such assertions more and more.

My last Letter from New York - Touching Me, Touching You drew quite a few responses. Touching Me, Touching You was about Australian expats feeling a need to "phone home", to keep in touch, and many of us feel that it is left to ourselves to make the effort. In a way it was a cry from the heart.

Being an expat can be lonely at times. We'd like to hear from our back-at-home friends. Yet in many cases it is a one-way street. Phone calls are often not reciprocated - at least not on a one-to-one basis

But after publishing my post, instead of a flurry of calls from Australia, I received either a stony silence or emails complaining about what I'd said - but no details.

And so I thought about it. And this is my "take".

Expats are seen as strong. As survivors. We left and the very fact that we are still away, means that we are strong, invincible, successful. Ergo, we don't need that consoling phone call, that remembering, that affection.

Yeah, I get it now.

We are the dog with one leg.

Touching me, touching you

Hands, touching hands, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline
Good times never seem so good
I've been inclined to believe it never would

from Neil Diamond "Sweet Caroline"

Today I realised how far I was from my fellow Australians.

Sure, I've glimmered it before. After all, I've lived in the United States for these past 14 years. But somehow today it hit me.

I like to "touch base" with my Australian friends, and normally do so on the weekends. It's pretty hard to do so in the week, because of the time difference. So I generally phone on a Friday or Saturday evening - Saturday or Sunday morning in Australia.

Though as the weeks/years go by, I've realised it is ME who more and more does the phoning. A one-way street.

Tonight it was crunch time. I'd seen the one-way street. It just took a while to sink in. Tonight it was a highway.

BUT - "It's Christmas. Let's keep in touch," I thought.

And I made my weekend calls. At each number I hesitated before I dialed. After all, I had an inkling that the call may not be welcomed. But I put it down to my own hyper-sensitivity.

Was it that it is because it is coming into what we in New York call "the holidays"? Christmas, Chanaka??? Everyone is busy???? I don't think so. Not in OZ.

I think it is that Australia doesn't forgive the "expat".

And I suppose I understand. We are the ones who "left".

"I'll call you later." "I'm about to go out." "Check the airfares, we would so much like to visit."

Yep. Pretty nice. Pretty encouraging ... Check your own airfares!

But I really do understand. Those who have left, have left.

We are OK for a visit. But are we really there? And are we here?

I guess not.

But THINK. We aren't the Germaine Greers. We aren't the Clive James. We are just ordinary Australians. I know a few of "us".

For some reason, work, relationships, families, took us to the United States, England, Germany, Sweden ...

We miss our fellow Aussies. We aren't betrayers.

I put the phone down.

I understand.

I say, "Good Bye."

On Being Bi-lingual

The verb license or grant license means to give permission. The noun license (licence in English, British, Canadian and Indian spelling) refers to that permission as well as to the document memorializing that permission.

Wikipedia

You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto.
Let's call the whole thing off

From "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off" by George and Ira Gershwin and Ira Gershwin

I didn't realise I was bi-lingual; till last week, when I made a faux pas by criticising a certain persona non grata over his spelling of license It was twenty nine years ago today. He's spelled it "licence" and was using it as a noun. Which is in fact correct, if you are Australian or English.

I work in the U.S. and hold both Australian and American citizenship. I was born in Australia and my formal education was there. So I'm fairly used to using American spelling at work, and Australian/English when I email friends and family in OZ.

But last week, I genuinely thought the persona non grata was incorrect in his spelling, of the word even though he's an Australiano-phile Brit. Note - by the very use of a made-up word, I'm sounding American.

So ... what to do when writing on the internet? I vote for American English as it was Americans who invented the internet.

I remember when the commercial internet was in its infancy, and Americans used smilies to indicate when they were joking. There was a feeling in the academic community in Australia at that time, that Americans used smilies because they couldn't express themselves with words.

That urban legend can be put to rest as smilies have become accepted currency world-wide.

A winking smiley is the graphic equivalent of the Australian "Joke Joyce". So in the spirit of international cooperation I should have said - I vote for American English as it was Americans who invented the internet. and Joke, Joyce.

On the Q32 - Manhattan to Queens Bus

On another topic altogether - It's strange, the image that many people outside of New York have of New Yorkers. Tough, smart asses (I'm deliberately mixing my spelling styles), money-hungry, uncompassionate ...

This is not at all true. Well the smart arse thing is, but in Australia we'd call it irreverent, displaying larrikin behaviour - and be proud of it. Or to put it more precisely, one man's smart ass is another man's larrikinism.

Take this bus story, for example. Since the recession I've noticed a new trend on the buses here.

More and more people are getting on the bus and not paying. There's a bus ticket reader thing near the driver where you are meant to swipe your MetroCard or deposit the fare in coins. Public transport is relatively cheap in New York and a few years ago it was extremely rare for people to evade paying.

These days I see at least five fare evaders per week. Their techniques vary. Some just walk confidently past the driver and if called back look surprised and say they forgot. These types pay. Others will use an expired card and when it is rejected say they have no cash. Others will pretend they didn't know that the ticket thingo doesn't take notes and will look helpless and try to insert a dollar bill in the coin opening. And some will say outright that they have no money.

Once the driver would have told such people to pay up or leave. Not so now. They invariably wave them on. "Just go and sit down," they'll say.

Once the other passengers would have spoken up and said how the person should pay, or that they'll give them change in exchange for the dollar note. Now they just put their heads down and pretend to read their Wall Street Journal, or fiddle with their iPod.

A sad sign of the times.

Yes, Australians might be larrikins and New Yorkers smart arses. But there's one thing the men on public transport in both Australia and New York have in common. How they sit.

Why do they sit like that? Does anybody know?

Do they know?

And how does one spell "smilie"?

It was twenty nine years ago today

And in the end,
The love you take
is equal to the love you make

from "The End" Lennon McCartney

People gather at Strawberry Fields on hearing of the death of George Harrison, November 30th 2001. You can see the Dakota in the background.

In two days it will be the 29th anniversary of John Lennon's untimely death. And last month it was the eighth anniversary of fellow Beatle, George Harrison's.

I would not have remembered if it hadn't been for a rather maudlin article by a Bob Greene (whoever he is when he's at home) titled "A place haunted by Lennon's murder". It's on CNN. You can see it here.

It starts off with, "Maybe if you're a New Yorker, you grow accustomed to the sight". Referring to the Dakota building, which sits directly across the road from Strawberry Fields - Yoko's dedication to Lennon in Central Park.

Greene then goes on to say how spooky the Dakota is, referring to Lennon's shooting outside it, and to the use of its facade in Polanski's "Rosemary's Baby". He waxes maudlin about Lennon's final hours and Yoko's memorial. Enough already yet, I mentally screamed.

John and George Remembered - Strawberry Fields

I pass the Dakota often. My therapist's rooms are nearby. And I don't get spooked. I'm sure Mr. Greene would say it is because I'm a New Yorker, which I would take as a compliment. Therapist? Central Park? Yes she really IS a New Yorker I can hear you thinking. Well, that's what I think whenever I'm down that way. "You know you've made it in New York when ... " sort of thing.

But even when I wasn't a New Yorker I didn't find The Dakota ghostly. It's just a rather New Yorkish looking apartment building for the very rich.

Of course John Lennon was the most talented of the Beatles and his death was untimely, senseless, and a huge loss to the music world.

"The Beatles were FUN!" said my phone confidante Peg last week when we were discussing the music of the Gen-Xs and Gen-Ys. "Life was fun." "My son thinks that Kurt Cobain did more for music than the Beatles," I told her. "Oh no," she groaned. "And he was just a heroin junkie," I added, thinking that I was pretty sure that Lennon was once one too, but what the heck. Poetic license ....

Speaking of poetic license, I'm no longer really sure what it means. A man I once knew emailed me a while back complaining about how I portrayed the Melbourne University scene of the sixties. I emailed back saying of course I had exaggerated, poetic license blah blah. And he replied with a "I realised on reading your 'offending' piece that you were taking poetic licence (sic) but was not prepared to grant it to you ..." Can people deny one poetic license. More to the point, can people who cannot even spell "license" deny it???

But back to John, and I can't help thinking that Lennon at least was spared the horrors of rap, George W, the Iraq and Afghanistan wars in that order.

And dear god, at least he missed Bob Dylan making a complete idiot of himself with his Christmas song album.

Rest in Peace John Lennon, one of music's greats.

Things my mother taught me

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about

From "The Hokey Pokey", anon

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going

Billy Ocean 1985

Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful

George Bernard Shaw

Our Mother

Every now and then as I go through life in the rat-race of Manhattan, I remember my mum. That is not to say I don't remember her at other times ... but when the tough gets going ...

The first lesson I remember is:

How to get a broken window replaced.

I don't remember who broke the window but I have my suspicions ... I must have been about thirteen. My mother sat me down with a ball of wool and a pair of scissors.

"Let's measure the window," she said. "But Mu-u-u-m!" I howled (as the window-breaker suspect went on his merry way) "the wool stretches." "Be quiet," she said. "Put on your pretty pink dress and go to the hardware store and tell the man we need the glass replaced. Show him the measurements. This long piece of wool is the height of the glass, and this is the width."

And I did. And it was.

There are many other lessons. But for now ...

On Confronting Authority.

"If confronted by authority," she told me, "always smile and act dumb. Never argue. Pretend you don't understand. And if you need to write a letter, use your wrong hand, and a crayon if it is the Taxation Office."

This worked surprisingly well. I remember when I worked at Deakin University. I am a nervous driver, always going so far UNDER the speed limit that I annoy any driver withing 200 meters from me. But on the way to Deakin University is a very steep hill. And every now and then, when the the local government coffers need refilling, a cop hides behind a tree at the lowest point. So eventually I got stopped. And remembered my mum's advice.

"I am so sorry sir," I supplicated. "I will serve my time. Where is the jail and can I phone home?" "Look lady," he started to say, where upon the next stopped motorist interrupted. "Excuse me but I have an appointment I am a busy man!" "Certainly," said the cop. "Excuse me," he said to me. "Please drive on, this man wants to be ticketed." And turned to fine Mr. Impatient as I drove off free.

"Where are your receipts?" the Australian Taxation Office writes to me. Out with the crayon and my right hand (I'm left-handed). "Dear Treasurer, what receipts would you like? The only receipts I know are in the Australian Women's Weekly Cookbook." Case closed.

Why did my mother's lesson come to me tonight? Well, this evening I was getting a lift home from a social function with a friend. At a seven-way intersection he turned a hard left. A New York traffic cop walked towards us and yelled, "Where the f**ing hell do YOU belong?"

"On a tropical island with beautiful girls and coconuts?" he offered.

She waved him on.

Which just goes to show ...

Whatever.

Through a Lens, Falsely

Methinks it is a token of healthy and gentle characteristics, when women of high thoughts and accomplishments love to sew; especially as they are never more at home with their own hearts than while so occupied.

Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Marble Faun, 1859

A classic example of intentional imperfect exposure is when a photographer intentionally overexposes a portrait of an older woman by a full f-stop or more to minimize facial lines and wrinkles.

Canon EOS 50D Digital Field Guide

Girls showing sewing, open day Bathurst Demonstration School 1958 (perhaps)

The photo has been lying around in one of my many boxes and folders for some time. I usually smile when I come across it - when looking for some other photo or when just tidying up.

Today it turned up again, but this time I turned it over and saw, for the first time, the writing on the back.

"Katie - at her Open Day at the Girls' School - showing her sewing (N.B. less of it than the other girls have). She was in the maypole dance and loved it. Will you return this photo and keep the other one. Love, Chris".

Liverpool pre-Beatles

Liverpool post-Beatles

See Beatles Cinematic.

Chris - my mother. What did she mean - I had less sewing than the other girls? That's me on the right. I scanned the photo in and blew it up. Perhaps I did have less but why point it out? And I HATED being in the maypole. I have no sense of rhythm and have never been comfortable dancing. Look at my haircut with that short fringe. I actually remember that cut and remember hating that short fringe.

Mothers and daughters .... Strange why the writing on the back of the photo would bother me as much as it did. I must get all my 1950s photos together. There's something so very gray and depressing about them. I'll put them all together and throw away the key.

But today I was in a masochistic mood. I looked at each and everyone. Hoping to find something to contradict my vision of the black and white world of Australia in the fifties. Oh look, here's one of me and my brother on our way to the beach. We look more like we are fulfilling a duty rather than about to have FUN! And I still have that bloody aweful fringe!

We grew up. Times change.

From the fifties in black and white to color. I remember in 1964 when the Beatles came to Melbourne. I went to their concert. The world turned to color.

I've turned over the last fifties photo. I keep going.

I find a late photo of me and my brother. The fifties are behind us.

And we are actually smiling.

The Alphabet Kids (Will the REAL Baby Boomers Please Stand Up)

What letter are our kids? "A", "Z" - what?

Peg from Bacchus Marsh during a phone conversation about kids, October 2009

Generation X is the generation generally defined as those born after the baby boom ended, extending from around 1960 to the late 1970s. Generation Y spans from the late 1970s to the early 1990s.

from Wikipedia's Generation List

Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.

From Bob Dylan, "The Times They Are A-Changin'? ©1963; Special Rider Music

A Generation-Xer  January 1970

Stand while they can, that is. For to quote old Bob, we are now "Rapidly agin".

I do hope I'm not becoming an apologist for "My Generation". It was bad enough having to explain ourselves away back in the sixties when we felt we had tell tell our own parents "don't criticize what you can't understand". To come full circle and to feel we have to justify ourselves yet again is a bit over the top. Babes!

Yet it seems that is the case, as our offspring look at the world they have inherited in horror, thinking in many cases that the bad stuff is all our fault.

But that's not what I intended to write about. I wanted to write about Generation Y - the offspring of those boomers who procreated late in life, or the X-ers who procreated early. The digital children who have grown up with FaceBook, Twitter, cell phones and all things digital.

Interestingly, these "children" - who can subsist in the world by texting rather than talking, FaceBooking rather than fraternising, googling rather than gossiping - are now letting it all hang out.

Baby Boomers Living It Up circa 1958 (outside their Nissan Hut Home, Broome WA)

"If they're not letting you know every specific detail of their menstrual periods, relationships and emotional state, they're undertaking their morning ablutions on the train", writes Avril Moore in Baby boomer lament: too much information from generation.

"I don't wanna know what kind of cocktail you are, which member of the Beatles or which 1950s movie star. I don't give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate ...", sings Gen-Y Kate Miller-Heidke in "Are You F*cking Kidding Me". Which begs the question, "does anyone?" Care, that is.

I'm always amazed when I see the enthusiasm with which many people (and not only Gen-Ys), partake of the character quizzes on FaceBook. Which superhero are you? What sort of tea-cup are you? I even saw one claiming to categorize people into groups of pen-types. Are you a Texta or a Biro? How truly bizarre.

And how supremely self-centered. Because of course, people are only interested in what sort of whatever their own selves are. They are hardly going to take the time of day looking at what sort of farm animal some "friend" that they have yet to "un-friend" happens to be.

Has anyone done, "What Letter of the Alphabet Are You"? Or should that be "R U"?

And more to the point what will the Generation Z people - the Gen-Zs - be like? The Gen-Xers supposedly grew up on a diet of television, the Gen-Ys on media, communications and digital apps. What's in store for the Gen-Zs? And will they grow up complaining about the Gen-Xers? And if so, what will be THEIR gripes.

"Oh dad," they will text, or perhaps telepath, "did you REALLY spend Saturdays 'working out' the gym and did you actually OWN an iPod?" "Why was your carbon paw-print as big as a Yeti's?" they will silently transmit. "Did you have a cat-slave and WALK your dog on a leash?" Or some such 2020s blah.

And what letter will the children of the Gen-Ys be? Their parents, the Gen-Ys being into recycling will not know whether to re-use "X" or start again with the letter "A". And what will Gen-A's be like?

By then, the pre-alphabet people, those people who pre-date even the Baby Boomers, those people who lived through WWII will be long gone.

I'm alphabeted-out!

I have only one thing left to say -

Will the last Letter of the Alphabet please turn off the lights.

Bear Gully - A TJ Post

"That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest."

Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"God! my pubes are on fire!"

Steve's friend Nemo (Bear Gully 1990)

Well I'm off to Bear Gully next week, for a whole week! Yippee! This is camping at its best. Mother nature, good friends and the freedom to swim at midnight or open a beer before breakfast.

I am a "baby boomer" (eat your heart out Kate Miller-Heidke). Late in the 1970's I was living in an extended urban commune when one of the girls said "can't you guys just take the kids away for a while?"

Thus started the "dads and kids camp".Things were pretty wild at first and we were lucky to bring the kids home more or less intact.

Bear Gully has evolved over the decades. Now we have grandkids, and the "kids" even bring their own beer.

On the Saturday night we do a sheep on a spit. There is a
concert after. Guitars and comedy and a camp fire. I love it!

Thank you Mother Nature!

- TJ (brother of Kate)

The Baby Boomer's Daughter

I'm not gonna meditate anymore
The revolution is off the agenda
I'm a baby boomer's daughter
And I'm never gonna reach nirvana

The sixties were 50 years ago
You know
Get over it

©Kate Miller-Heidke, "Politics in Space",

I'm livin' in the 70's
I feel like I lost my keys
Got the right day but I got the wrong week
And I get paid for just bein' a freak

from Skyhooks' , "Living in the Seventies"


How do they see us? The sons and daughters of the baby boomers. Or what's more relevant to us baby boomers is perhaps, how do we see THEM?

Here's a photo of little Sammy. A baby boomer's daughter who I knew way back in the seventies. It was taken in the country-side in Australia, where I lived at the time. You can see a water tank behind her, and what is part of a makeshift fence that I put up to protect my vegetable garden from the dogs, ducks and chickens.

We - my husband of the time, and children- didn't live on a commune, but many of our friends did - including Sammy and her parents. And although our family lived as a nuclear family, with a male breadwinner, much of our lifestyle embraced rural communal living. Hence the ducks, chooks and organic vegie garden ...

What happened to our "babies"? I follow the lives of many of them, though I've completely lost touch with little Sammy. I last heard of her about twenty years ago - when someone told me that she'd become a "greenie" - an environmental activist.

Do these babies of baby boomers feel as Kate Miller-Heidke does - that the sixties are ancient history that we should "get over"? Not all feel that way, I'm sure, but I know several who do.

Listening to Miller-Heidke 's "Politics of Space" I thought back on how WE, the baby boomers, saw our OWN parents' past.

Baby Boomers' Mothers - being little devils

Baby boomers' parents lived through WWII and many would remember the Great Depression. Some buckled down. Most in fact. My parents 'rebelled' - in a way. They didn't go on demonstrations or attend 'sit-ins', but they did protest what they saw as social injustices. Here is our mum (second from the right) and an aunt (second from the left) on stage in a theatre review, New Theatre, Melbourne circa 1943.

I can remember being mildly bored with my mother's stories of the "war" and the Depression. But, "get over it"? I don't' THINK so.

So what have we done to our children to lead them - well some of them at least - to be annoyed with the "sixties"?

I'm ducking for cover here, but I suspect that there's element of jealousy. I remember when my daughter was about thirteen, berating me for giving birth to her in 1972. "I missed out on the sixties," she wailed, "And it is YOUR fault." "Blame your father," I retorted, just to get her off my back. But she'd have none of it.

So have we represented the sixties as some golden age? Have we made out that the sixties was a time of fun? Well it was. That it was a time of freedom? Well, it was. Of sexual experimentation? Well for some ...

And yeah, many of us thought that we were changing the world, and we didn't - well not completely. I like to think we did have a positive affect. And yes there are the negatives. We have bequeathed materialism, pollution and AIDs.

But then ... that was all a long time ago.

Look Kate Miller-Heidke and ilk - as much as I respect your creativity, your skills and your ideas - the sixties were 50 years ago.

Get over it!

The Pink Glove

When talking about the quality of lenses, we don't use the word "lens". It's too obvious. Instead we say stuff like, Hey, Joe's got some really good glass," or, "He needs to invest in some good glass," etc

from Scott Kelby's, "The Digital Photography Book, Volume 1"

Picture This

from the 1978 album "Parallel Lines" by Blondie

Day one of my new camera! And as I did in A Thousand Autumn Leaves, I took photos on my way to the gym.

Unfortunately the colorful autumn leaves have gone. I'd wanted to take a photo of them with my new Canon EOS 50D and compare with the photo of them from my point-and-shoot.

With all settings on automatic I decided to just try my luck and I managed to take five photos that I actually liked.

One was of the lost pink glove, on a wrought iron spike on a fence of a brownstone. You can see a larger version HERE.

Walking east and I couldn't resist a peek at these guys.


Unfortunately they turned out to be rather shallow, with the depth and personalities of cardboard.


I probably could have done something more with the balloons outside the Vinegar Factory. Still, I like the shot although it looks better in the larger size - HERE.

Dogs are people too. And in Manhattan they have day care, play groups, sleep-overs ... and spas.

Autumn is lingering. I like to view the skyscrapers ghost-like behind the last leaves.

I hope to begin to master my new camera. It's a daunting task that I shall take, one day at a time.